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The "Only Amateurs Use GPS" FOM 9 Graphic Tee

The "Only Amateurs Use GPS" FOM 9 Graphic Tee

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For those who know the stars better than Siri and trust a chart over a chirp, this one's your battle flag.

The Only Amateurs Use GPS design is the loudest whisper in the FOM 9 fleet—a jab at digital dependency and a toast to dead reckoning, tide tables, and guts. Front and center: a tall ship bottled in turbulent seas, surrounded by lost treasure and fading tech. Translation? You're either navigating or you're being told where to go.

Wrapped in vintage nautical grit and sharp-tongued flair, this design’s not here to hold your hand—it’s here to remind you that shortcuts don’t build legends. It’s for the Quartermasters, the sailors, the sky-readers, and the sea-dogs who live by bearings, not breadcrumbs.

Real navigators don’t recalculate. They reckon.

Fabric & Feel

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), light and breathable for layering or standing watch in the heat.

  • Select heather shades blended for softness and durability:
    • Ash & Heather Prism – 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Heather & Solid Blend – 52% cotton, 48% polyester
    • Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Fit & Finish

  • A modern retail fit that moves between off-duty casual and sharp, semi-formal.

  • Classic crew neckline keeps it clean, stoic, and easy to pair.

  • Tear-away label to prevent chafing and bulk.

Ethics & Craft

  • Cut and sewn by Bella+Canvas, produced under WRAP Platinum certification and Fair Labor Association standards—no sweatshops, ever.

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