"Only Amateurs Use GPS" FOM9 Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

For those who know the stars better than Siri and trust a chart over a chirp, this one's your battle flag.

The Only Amateurs Use GPS design is the loudest whisper in the FOM 9 fleet—a jab at digital dependency and a toast to dead reckoning, tide tables, and guts. Front and center: a tall ship bottled in turbulent seas, surrounded by lost treasure and fading tech. Translation? You're either navigating or you're being told where to go.

Wrapped in vintage nautical grit and sharp-tongued flair, this design’s not here to hold your hand—it’s here to remind you that shortcuts don’t build legends. It’s for the Quartermasters, the sailors, the sky-readers, and the sea-dogs who live by bearings, not breadcrumbs.

Real navigators don’t recalculate. They reckon.

The classic comfy zip-up, featuring air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off. 

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size